Ben Dixon
Mr. and Mrs. Dixon couldn’t be more proud of their son. Whereas their hopes and dreams were pinned on his curly blonde locks and attention to detail when folding laundry, the fact that he can …
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Luke Coles
Lukimus Maximus was hatched in a cave somewhere in Oregon. Deemed an outcast to his dragon family due to his dashing good looks and remarkable beat-boxing skills, Luke set out to find his destiny. Feasting upon …
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There’s an old fable that tells of a child, docile and fair complected, collecting rocks on a beach. While rejoicing over God’s creativity in stone formation, he was struck in the throat by an angel …
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Through Carbon Dating and forensic analysis, the remains of Peavey sub-woofers in Tennessee can be traced to Joshua son of Harris. The catastrophic effects of his mighty low tones have been well documented and feared …
Read More →Chad Bahr
Arriving via birth canal on an early morning in June, Chad debuted his singing voice with a sustained falsetto note that would make you cry. Weep, even. After years of Wayburn Dean, Matthew Ward, Michael …
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